Post by Rooinek on Jun 12, 2019 16:27:49 GMT
Our story begins in the Year 5 BC in the city of Rome.
Not far from the Colosseum on a back street just off the main road is a tavern called the Forum Ruckussium owned by an old drunkard named Moffius. The tavern serves as a front to an illegal trafficking business run by Moffius where slaves known as Servile Gimps (Gimpus Servilae) are smuggled into the Colosseum by crooked guards to service those gladiators who have a preference for the company of men. Trafficking of Gimps is a surprisingly good source of income for Moffius, certainly enough to keep him inebriated all day every day and Moffius has one particular client - a gladiator named Klownius - who has an almost insatiable appetite for the services of the Servile Gimps.
The ground floor of Forum Ruckussium is a typical tavern with a bar and some tables and benches and Moffius does most of his business from behind the bar. Above the tavern are a few rooms where Moffius lives while below the tavern is an underground complex where the Servile Gimps live while they wait for their services to be requested. It is in this underground cellar below the tavern where our story begins . . .
Three of the Servile Gimps - DumbAssius, Beenius and Densus - are sitting around a table talking. Densus says "Any of you guys want to bet on the fight between Klownius and Plumus Prunius on Saturday? I reckon Plumus will take him down."
"Oooh I hope not", says Beenius, "Klownius is Master Moffius' best client . . . and we all know that he's our favourite client as well because he likes to be . . . ummmm . . . underneath."
"Yes", says DumbAssius, "but did you see what Plumus did to Draadtrekkius last week?"
"I did", says Beenius, "in fact I was with Draadtrekkius in his room after the fight and you won't believe all the cuts and bruises he had that I had to soothe and bandage."
"I wonder if Emperor Pissmintius will be there", says Dumbassius, "he often goes to the big fights. I really hate him. You won't believe all the naughty and mean things that he does."
"Oooooh I hate him too", says Densus "do you know what he said just the oth . . ."
Just then there's a knock on the door. It is OuMaaikus, one of the guards. He points to Densus and says, "You're up. Ceraduncius has requested you."
"Oh no," says Densus, "Ceraduncius can be quite rough sometimes. Why can't I ever get requested by Klownius?"
"I think it's because you're so ugly," says Beenius, "the only ones who request you want you face down."
"Our Master Moffius doesn't think I'm ugly", whimpers Densus "he thinks I'm beautiful."
"Yes but then again, he's always pissed." says DumbAssius.
"Come on then," says OuMaaikus, "let's go."
Densus leaves with OuMaaikus.
"So, Beenius", says DumbAssius, "have you heard all these stories about some Jew in Judea somewhere who calls himself the Messiah?"
"Gosh no", says Beenius, "but that sounds very interesting indeed! Tell me more!"
Not far from the Colosseum on a back street just off the main road is a tavern called the Forum Ruckussium owned by an old drunkard named Moffius. The tavern serves as a front to an illegal trafficking business run by Moffius where slaves known as Servile Gimps (Gimpus Servilae) are smuggled into the Colosseum by crooked guards to service those gladiators who have a preference for the company of men. Trafficking of Gimps is a surprisingly good source of income for Moffius, certainly enough to keep him inebriated all day every day and Moffius has one particular client - a gladiator named Klownius - who has an almost insatiable appetite for the services of the Servile Gimps.
The ground floor of Forum Ruckussium is a typical tavern with a bar and some tables and benches and Moffius does most of his business from behind the bar. Above the tavern are a few rooms where Moffius lives while below the tavern is an underground complex where the Servile Gimps live while they wait for their services to be requested. It is in this underground cellar below the tavern where our story begins . . .
Three of the Servile Gimps - DumbAssius, Beenius and Densus - are sitting around a table talking. Densus says "Any of you guys want to bet on the fight between Klownius and Plumus Prunius on Saturday? I reckon Plumus will take him down."
"Oooh I hope not", says Beenius, "Klownius is Master Moffius' best client . . . and we all know that he's our favourite client as well because he likes to be . . . ummmm . . . underneath."
"Yes", says DumbAssius, "but did you see what Plumus did to Draadtrekkius last week?"
"I did", says Beenius, "in fact I was with Draadtrekkius in his room after the fight and you won't believe all the cuts and bruises he had that I had to soothe and bandage."
"I wonder if Emperor Pissmintius will be there", says Dumbassius, "he often goes to the big fights. I really hate him. You won't believe all the naughty and mean things that he does."
"Oooooh I hate him too", says Densus "do you know what he said just the oth . . ."
Just then there's a knock on the door. It is OuMaaikus, one of the guards. He points to Densus and says, "You're up. Ceraduncius has requested you."
"Oh no," says Densus, "Ceraduncius can be quite rough sometimes. Why can't I ever get requested by Klownius?"
"I think it's because you're so ugly," says Beenius, "the only ones who request you want you face down."
"Our Master Moffius doesn't think I'm ugly", whimpers Densus "he thinks I'm beautiful."
"Yes but then again, he's always pissed." says DumbAssius.
"Come on then," says OuMaaikus, "let's go."
Densus leaves with OuMaaikus.
"So, Beenius", says DumbAssius, "have you heard all these stories about some Jew in Judea somewhere who calls himself the Messiah?"
"Gosh no", says Beenius, "but that sounds very interesting indeed! Tell me more!"